Netflix Accepting Questions

[Siegfried]

According to Consumerist, Netflix has agreed to receive questions from users. Here's the press release:

We know that many of you are subscribers to Netflix, and that many of you have a lot of questions about where the company is heading as the
streaming video market grows and more companies -- even retailers like
Best Buy, Walmart and Sears -- get into the on-demand video business.
Well, Netflix has just agreed to respond to questions from Consumerist
readers on this and other topics.

So now is your chance to submit your questions to us. ........... but your best chance of being
heard is to send your submission to [e-mail] with "Netflix Query" in the subject line.

Which may only prove how clueless they are if they pull the plug on the Friends section while at the same time taking questions. Let the deluge begin!

[Spindaddydad]

With over 100,000 DVD titles I would like to see that number going up substantial.
Will do nothing but go down. DVDs are sooo 00's. Streaming is the focus now.

Don't worry you can fill your need in the Netflix "Gay and Lesbian" section which comes in my perspective very close to X-rated.
I promise you, more titles outside the "gay and lesbian" section come much closer to X-rated. Are we scared of something?

[spiderpig]

And speaking of X-rated, the worst part about Netflix obliterating the community features is they got rid of the pr0n lists! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatboy]

You must be a lesbian.

[Microwaved]

I'm a lesbian.

[Spindaddydad]

I like lesbians.

[Microwaved]

Ah Spin, I didn't know you cared. :)

[thatboy]

Dear Netflix,

Why do you allow gays and lesbians to use your service? Don't you understand you are ruining marriages, corrupting children, and destroying America?

Signed,
A Concerned Subscriber

[Microwaved]

I totally blame Netflix for ruining my marriage and my son.

My wife is now crazy and my son only talks about godzilla. Thanks Netflix for pushing your gay agenda on me and my family and turning us into maniacs.

[Knaldskalle]

Screw Gays and lesbians, I want to know why the hell they allow a category like "Sports & Fitness". Don't they realize that Sports & Fitness is the very antithesis of movie watching?

Considering that the American population is the world's most overweight, shouldn't it be pretty clear to even the densest Netflix employee that we are not interested in Sports & Fitness??? Think of the children!!!

Sincerely,
Rose de Geigh

[Microwaved]

The only extreme sports I'm into lately are the water sports, especially the ones that start with Golden and end in Showers.

Is that gay?

[Knaldskalle]

Here in the Bay Area we often get Golden Gate Showers in the fall and winter. Nothing extreme or sporty about that... Gay maybe, but not extreme or sporty.

[BP]

Aside from the obvious questions - such as "How much do you REALLY hate your users?", "Does Reed REALLY keep all his money in a giant money castle on a hill overlooking the town?", "What size speedo does Reed wear and does he REALLY strip it off before bathing in piles upon piles upon piles upon piles of beautiful, beautiful gold coins?", "When Netflix is planning on having nonconsensual sexual intercourse with its customers, does it prefer to use KY or Astroglide?" and, finally, "You killed my dog, Netflix, you killed my dog! Little Honey never did anything to you! Little Honey loved everybody and everybody loved Little Honey. Everybody loved her except you, Netflix, except you, BECAUSE YOU KILLED HER! And yet she still loved you! WHY?!?!?!?!" - the ONE question I really want answered is "How does it feel to be King Shit of Fuck Mountain?" to which the obvious answer will be "Feels great, ppplllaaaayyyaaaaa."

Actually, the only question I really want answered is why "Dude, Where's My Car?" is in HD and 2001 is not. Oh, I know why, but I'm looking for a more philosophical answer than I am a tangible one.