The Worst Movie Quotes to Utter During Sex

"I can't hold 'er anymore, Cap'n!"

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself."

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

"Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"

"Say 'hello' to my little friend."

Any more?

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Permalink Reply by Microwaved on April 13, 2009 at 1:45pm: "Your mother just ate my dog" - Dead Alive

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." - Army of Darkness

"Maybe he thought we were getting too big for our britches trying to figure his shit out?" - Day of the Dead

"I'd rather kiss a wookie." - Star Wars

"I hate snakes!" - Indiana Jones; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by spiderpig on April 13, 2009 at 2:00pm: This isn't a movie quote but my husband really hates it when I yell out Jason Statham's name during sex. Does that count? ;); ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Angela on April 13, 2009 at 2:20pm: LOL!! AWESOME DISCUSSION!! I'm going to have wrack my brain for some more.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Spindaddydad on April 13, 2009 at 3:50pm: "Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies"

"If you build it, he will come"

"Thank you sir! May I have another!"

"Just a flesh wound"

"May the force be with you"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Anita_Blake on April 13, 2009 at 5:23pm: Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’ve never had sex before. I’ve had lots of sex! It’s just that now I’d like to try it with a partner. - Just One Of The Guys

Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts too - Beavis and Butthead Do America (preceded by the old lady saying that she was going to do mostly slots)

I would like a nice, powerful, mind-altering substance. Preferably one that will make my unborn children, grow gills. - Party Girl

I'm no mere chick! I'm a goddess! And the first thing I'm gonna sacrifice are ya balls, sonny! - Psycho Beach Party; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Jill Davis on April 16, 2009 at 3:58am: "Don’t get me wrong, it’s not like I’ve never had sex before. I’ve had lots of sex! It’s just that now I’d like to try it with a partner. - Just One Of The Guys"

This one is funny! Never saw the film ....So who is he making sex with?; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by I'm Not a Turnip on April 13, 2009 at 5:48pm: "A boy's best friend is his mother." - Psycho; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by eviltimes on April 15, 2009 at 3:26pm: "A boy loves his dog."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Spindaddydad on April 13, 2009 at 6:44pm: "I am big! It's the pictures that got small."

"Show me the money!"

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

"It's alive! It's alive!"; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Angela on April 13, 2009 at 6:58pm: "I don't know what you are but I'm gonna f*ckin' eat you too." -Grandma's Boy

"I've had better." - Liar, Liar; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Spindaddydad on April 13, 2009 at 7:02pm: "My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you." ~ Yankee Doodle Dandy; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by TKB on April 13, 2009 at 7:09pm: Hold on. I've got another call. -Rock n Rolla

"I'll be back." -The Terminator

"I didn't recognize you. You should lay off those candy bars...You're a mess, honey." - Touch of Evil; ▶ Reply to This