I just watched Sin City again so I've got a bunch of lines from that going through my head... The most memorable of which is:
I don't know why you died, Goldie. I don't know why and I don't know how. I never even met you before tonight. But you were a friend and more when I needed one. And when I find out who did it, it won't be quick and quiet like it was with you. It'll be loud and nasty - my kind of kill. And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him. I love you, Goldie.
That, and of course the quote that I memorized and have used many times as a response to people I work with:
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Sally, he sex talk fucked a super-model into cuming without touching her - in his kitchen. If anything the guy is up for some kind of award. ~ Fall (1997)
Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man.
Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude
Permalink Reply by Jess on January 8, 2009 at 2:19pm
(Dark Helmet playing with his dolls)
Dark Helmet: And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
Dark Helmet: (In Vespa voice) No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
Dark Helmet: (In Vespa voice) No, no, leave me alone!
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
Dark Helmet: (In Vespa voice) No! Stop!
Dark Helmet:Yes, yes!
Dark Helmet: (In Vespa voice) Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!