Trains, Planes and Automobiles

"Those aren't pillows!"

Permalink Reply by DK Photog on March 7, 2008 at 10:53pm: where is your other hand? speaking of hands...."yeah, you do more ballhandling in one minute than Larry Bird does in an hour."; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Hitch on August 22, 2008 at 12:23am: "Hi,I'm Owen,you the shower curtin fella?"

Neal:"What's going on?"
Dell:"Oh..we almost hit a deer thats all."
Neal:"Kinda hot in here maybe you should take your parka off."
Dell:"Yes i will...yes i will."

Cop:"Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
Dell: "No i don't you see the speedometer is melted but out of all this mess the radio is clear as a bell."

Dell:"You'd find a 3 legged ballerina before you got a hotel room,we'll be playing pick up sticks with our butt cheeks."

Dell:"I had no idea thoes beer cans would explode like that."
Neal:"You left them on a vibrating bed, what did you think would happen."

As you can tell this is one of my favorite movies of all time.; ▶ Reply to This

Permalink Reply by Striker090871 on August 23, 2008 at 6:18pm: Cab Dispatcher: Where are you going?
Neal: Chicago.
Cab Dispatcher: Chicago?
Neal: Yeah, Chicago.
Cab Dispatcher: You know you're in St. Louis?
Neal: Yes I do.
Cab Dispatcher: Why don't you try the airlines? It's faster and you get a free meal.
Neal: If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Now are you gonna help me or are you gonna stand there like a slab of meat with mittens?
[the cab dispatcher punches him in the face]; ▶ Reply to This