Favorite Simpsons Quote

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Permalink Reply by Turk71 on April 2, 2009 at 1:26pm: Homer's New Boss, Hank Scorpion: You like these moccasins? Go upstairs, take a look in your closet, there's a pair just like 'em. Don't like 'em? Neither do I! (takes off moccasins, throws them away) Get the hell outta here! heh heh, Ya ever see anyone take off his shoes and yell at 'em before?
Homer: Yeah. Once.
(You Only Move Twice)

Homer (reading note on PTA classroom thermostat): Do not touch Willy. Hm, good advice. (proceeds to turn thermostat all the way up, killing Groundskeeper Willer in boiler room)
(from Treehouse of Horror: Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace)

Homer:(trying to build a backyard grill and failing miserably) Cement... getting all over instructions... Must... use... French directions... 'Le grille'?? What the hell is that!?
(flashing forward as Homer admires a perfectly assembled grill) Ah... that's a fine lookin' grill. (turns out Homer is looking at the box the grill came in.) Why the hell doesn't mine look like that?!; ▶ Reply to This