JAWS

[JB]

Chief Brody: It doesn't make sense they pay a guy like you to watch sharks?
Hooper: Well, it doesn't make much sense for a guy who hates the water to live on an island.
Chief: It's only an island if you look at it from the water.
Hooper: THAT makes a lot of sense.

[Anubis68]

good one!

Quint: Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of 103. For 15 years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity.

and

Pratt to Hooper: ya know, I'm gonna stuff your friggin head in there, man, and find out if it's a maneater

[Roachman]

That's great and all, but "I'm talkin' about sharkin'! Talkin' about workin' for a livin'!" -Quint

-RM

[NIkki]

We're gona need a bigger boat.....
AH whaaaat! "small part, but man was it fuuny..."

and now I'm getting all of them mixed up, with different lines....
GOOD question

[mediaman]

Quint: Heres to swimin with bowlegged women.

[Prilla]

I love that line but it's never made a whole lot of sense to me. Maybe I'm not being imaginative enough?

[mediaman]

Yes you're not being imaginative enough. Cause that line clicked in my male brain with a clear and somewhat disturbing image.

[Prilla]

Hooper: Mr. Vaughn, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is swim and eat and make little sharks, and that's all. Now, why don't you take a long, close look at this sign.
[refers to the graffitied billboard]
Hooper: Those proportions are correct.
Mayor Vaughn: Love to prove that, wouldn't ya? Get your name into the National Geographic.

[Roachman]

"Um, I'm familiar with the fact that you're going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass!" -Hooper

[Capt. Craptastic]

Slow ahead... I can do slow ahead, come down here and chum some of this shit!-Chief Brody

[Turk71]

"This was no boat accident!"

"This shark'll swallow ya whole. Shakin'. Tenderizin'. Down ya go."

"Can you do that?" "I can do anything, I'm the chief of police."

"Amity as you know means friendship"

"Man gets in the cage, cage goes in the water, shark's in the water. Our shark."

[Woodburn]

"This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish. I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock." - Mayor of Amity.

All my friends and I have to do is mention that "little Kintner boy" to get a smile.

[Capt. Craptastic]

What happened? -Brodie

He ate the light. -Hooper

Oh wonderful. -Brodie

Excuse me. -Hooper