Monty Python: The Holy Grail

[Dr. Funke Phd. AR]

What more needs to be said? it's the gold mine, it's well-spring, it's the Holy Grail of movie quote threads!

[Dr. Funke Phd. AR]

"There's some lovely filth over here!"

[Dr. Funke Phd. AR]

"Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"

[Anubis68]

And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[Replicant Rachael]

three sir!

[Dr. Funke Phd. AR]

"leave or I shall taunt you a second time!"

[Anubis68]

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King"...you and all your silly English k-nig-ihts."

[PitbullChick]

Gotta second this one, I just fall over laughing reading that line!

[Anubis68]

thanks for startin' the thread...when I saw it I had to watch the movie again

[skyforge]

"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who."

[leela42]

Dingo: You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.

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Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni.
Knight 2: NI.
Other Knights: Shh...
Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say...”Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm."

[Replicant Rachael]

I feel happy! I think I'll go for a walk
you're not fooling anyone you know

who's he then?
must be a king
how can you tell?
hasn't got sh*t all over him

[3DTrax]

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?