Monty Python: The Holy Grail

[Dr. Funke Phd. AR]

What more needs to be said? it's the gold mine, it's well-spring, it's the Holy Grail of movie quote threads!

[Aladdin Sane]

"Runaway! Runaway!

[mediaman]

That bunny has a mean streak a mile wide.

[mediaman]

oh and of course " Sir Robin ran away. ran away away, When danger reared it's ugly head, Sir Robin turned his tale and fled. Brave brave Sir Robin bravely ran away.

[Dave]

Arthur: Look you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Black Knight: Yes I have.
Arthur: LOOK!
Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound.

Minstrel: (singing) He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

[Erik]

That's no ordinary rabbit!
I fart in your general direction!
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

[Capt. Craptastic]

...Robin was forced to eat his minstrels, and there was much rejoicing.




Yay.

[eviltimes]

Is that an African sparrow or a European sparrow?

[Jess]

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

[Turk71]

a few that leap to mind....

"She's got HUGE... tracts of land!"

"She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "...I got better."

Arthur: "Good idea, O Lord!" God: "Course it is!"

Bedevere: "What also floats in water?"
Peasants: "Bread" "Apples" "Very small rocks"
"Cider" "Gravy" "Cherries" "Mud" "Churches!" "Lead! Lead!"
Arthur: "A duck."

"Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?"
"There are some who call me... Tim."

[Karyn]

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just because some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

"Strange women lying in puddles distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!"