Share 'Airplane! Quotes: I Am Serious...'

...but don't call me Shirley. I don't have the statistics to back me up, but I believe Airplane! is the most quoted film...at least in my generation. Because I am a geek and had no life, I remember spending hours with my friends trading quotes back and forth. I still do it today, in fact, though somewhat diminished as time passes. It sucks getting old. But Ted Striker stated it best..."what a pi…