I am Jack's smirking revenge (favorite movie quotes)

[Lil Pea]

What are your favorite movie lines?

I will start with some from Fight Club Warning, some contain profanity.

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. – Narrator

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may. – Tyler Durden

Only after disaster can we be resurrected. – Tyler Durden

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch? – Tyler Durden

[whispering] Tell him the liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perception. – Tyler Durden

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else – Tyler Durden

My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. – Marla Singer


Ha ha ha. There are many other good ones too from this movie.

Make this easy, go to imdb.com, then you can copy and paste them.

[jessie]

" He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt." Dolly Parton: Steel Magnolias

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Patton

Patton: Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.

Patton: Thirty years from now, when you're sitting around your fireside with your grandson on your knee and he asks you, "What did you do in the great World War II," you won't have to say, "Well... I shoveled shit in Louisiana."

Patton: Gentlemen, from this moment, any soldier without leggings, without a helmet, without a tie, any man with unshined shoes or a soiled uniform... is going to be skinned.

Field Marshal Erwin Rommel: You can afford to be an optimist. I can't.

Patton: This is a barracks; it's not a bordello.

Patton: They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol.

Lt. Col. Charles R. Codman: You know General, sometimes the men don't know when you're acting.
Patton: It's not important for them to know. It's only important for me to know.

Clergyman: I was interested to see a Bible by your bed. You actually find time to read it?
Patton: I sure do. Every goddamn day.

Patton: There's only one proper way for a professional soldier to die: the last bullet of the last battle of the last war.

Patton: The last great opportunity of a lifetime - an entire world at war, and I'm left out of it? God will not permit this to happen! I will be allowed to fulfill my destiny! His will be done.

Patton: In about fifteen minutes, we're going to start turning these boys into fanatics - razors. They'll lose their fear of the Germans. I only hope to God they never lose their fear of me.

Patton: I don't know why, but the image of a bullet coming straight for my nose was more horrifying than anything else.
General Omar N. Bradley: Well, I can understand that, George, it's such a handsome nose.

Patton: The bilious bastards who came up with that stuff about individuality know as much about battle as they do about fornicating.

Patton: I'm not going to subsidize cowardice.

Patton: In ten days I'll have a war on with those Communist bastards, and I'll make it look like THEIR fault.

Patton: Almighty and most merciful Father, we humbly beseech Thee of Thy great goodness to restrain this immoderate weather with which we have had to contend. Grant us fair weather for battle. Graciously harken to us as solders who call upon Thee that, armed with Thy power, we may advance from victory to victory, and crush the oppression and wickedness of our enemies, and establish Thy justice among men and nations. AMEN.

Patton: [Patton is apologizing to the troops after the slapping incident] I thought I would stand here like this so you could see if I was really as big a son of a bitch as you think I am.

Patton: Thank the general and tell him I have no desire to drink with him or any other Russian son of a bitch.

Patton: [Laughing] All right. All right, tell him I'll drink to that; one son of a bitch to another.

Patton: God, how I hate the twentieth century.

Air Vice-Marshal Sir Arthur Coningham: I promise you one thing, General. You will see no more German planes.
[Moments later two German planes fly by overhead and begin to attack the compound, part of the ceiling in the room the two are in collapses as they scramble to hide underneath a table]
Patton: You were discussing, uh, air supremacy, Sir Arthur?

Patton: We're going to have to fight the Russians eventually anyway. It might as well be now while we've already got the army here to do it.

Patton: For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph - a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.

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Blast From the Past

Eve: Rule number one in North America: no strangers in the car.
Adam: Well if it will make you feel any better, I don't have a gun.
Eve: Oh, well that changes everything.

Eve: I thought only hookers drank those things?
Adam: Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em.

Troy: Lying can be a very effective dating tool.

Adam: I think I'm being chased by a psychiatrist.
Soda Jerk: It happens.

Eve: Adam, Troy is gay.
Adam: Well good for you!

Eve: What have you been doing?
Adam: Watching television... in color.

Troy: I love sushi.
Adam: I love Lucy.
Troy: Who doesn't? She's hilarious.

Eve: What kind of wife are you looking for?
Adam: Oh um, well... one who's not a mutant.
Eve: [laughs] No dogs, huh. OK. Cool.
Adam: And if it's possible, I'd like to marry someone from Pasadena.
Eve: [laughs] Um, when do you need her by?
Adam: Two weeks?
Eve: Well, I can probably get you laid in two weeks, but to locate a non-mutant wife from Pasadena takes some time.
Adam: That's what I was afraid of.

Eve: So for four thousand dollars, all I have to do is drive you to your hotel?
Adam: Uh-huh!
Eve: That's it?
Adam: Yes.
Eve: And I don't have to get physical in your spaceship?

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The man in the Gray Flannel Suit

Tom Rath: I don't know anything about public relations.
Bill Hawthorne: Who does? You've got a clean shirt and you bathe everyday. That's all there is to it.

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Dr Strangelove

General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, about, uh, 35 minutes ago, General Jack Ripper, the commanding general of, uh, Burpelson Air Force Base, issued an order to the 34 B-52's of his Wing, which were airborne at the time as part of a special exercise we were holding called Operation Drop-Kick. Now, it appears that the order called for the planes to, uh, attack their targets inside Russia. The, uh, planes are fully armed with nuclear weapons with an average load of, um, 40 megatons each. Now, the central display of Russia will indicate the position of the planes. The triangles are their primary targets; the squares are their secondary targets. The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within, uh, 25 minutes.
President Merkin Muffley: General Turgidson, I find this very difficult to understand. I was under the impression that I was the only one in authority to order the use of nuclear weapons.
General "Buck" Turgidson: That's right, sir, you are the only person authorized to do so. And although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like, uh, General Ripper exceeded his authority.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Ahem... The Duty Officer asked General Ripper to confirm the fact that he *had* issued the go code, and he said, uh, "Yes gentlemen, they are on their way in, and no one can bring them back. For the sake of our country, and our way of life, I suggest you get the rest of SAC in after them. Otherwise, we will be totally destroyed by Red retaliation. Uh, my boys will give you the best kind of start, 1400 megatons worth, and you sure as hell won't stop them now, uhuh. Uh, so let's get going, there's no other choice. God willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural... fluids. God bless you all" and he hung up.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Now, truth is not always a pleasant thing. But it is necessary now to make a choice, to choose between two admittedly regrettable, but nevertheless *distinguishable*, postwar environments: one where you got twenty million people killed, and the other where you got a hundred and fifty million people killed.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Ambassador de Sadesky: There were those of us who fought against it, but in the end we could not keep up with the expense involved in the arms race, the space race, and the peace race. At the same time our people grumbled for more nylons and washing machines. Our doomsday scheme cost us just a small fraction of what we had been spending on defense in a single year. The deciding factor was when we learned that your country was working along similar lines, and we were afraid of a doomsday gap.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Gee, I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!

Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Sir, you can't let him in here. He'll see everything. He'll see the big board!

General Jack D. Ripper: Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face.

General "Buck" Turgidson: Mr. President, we must not allow a mineshaft gap!

General Jack D. Ripper: No, I mean when they tortured you did you talk?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Ah, oh, no... well, I don't think they wanted me to talk really. I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun, the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Well, no, I can't say I have.

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A Man for All Seasons

The Duke of Norfolk: Cromwell, are you threatening me?
Cromwell: My dear Norfolk... this isn't Spain. This is England.

Alice More: Poor, silly man - do you think they leave you here to think?

King Henry VIII: No, Thomas, I respect your sincerity. But respect... man, that's water in the desert.

The Duke of Norfolk: Why do you insult me with this lawyer's chatter?

Sir Thomas More: Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales?

Sir Thomas More: I trust I make myself obscure.

Sir Thomas More: I think that when statesmen forsake their own private conscience for the sake of their public duties, they lead their country by a short route to chaos.

Cardinal Wolsey: No, Catherine's his wife and she's barren as a brick; are you going to pray for a miracle?
Sir Thomas More: There are precedents.

Cromwell: Oh, justice is what you're threatened with.
Sir Thomas More: Then I am not threatened.

Sir Thomas More: ...And if you cut them down, and you're just the man to do it, do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes, I'd give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety's sake!

Margaret More: Father, that man's bad.
Sir Thomas More: There's no law against that.
William Roper: There is: God's law.
Sir Thomas More: Then God can arrest him.

Sir Thomas More: I should in fairness add that my taste in music is reputedly deplorable.
King Henry VIII: Your taste in music is excellent. It exactly coincides with my own!

Cromwell: Yet how can this be? Because this silence betokened, nay, this silence was, not silence at all, but most eloquent denial!
Sir Thomas More: Not so. Not so, Master Secretary. The maxim is "Qui tacet consentiret": the maxim of the law is "Silence gives consent". If therefore you wish to construe what my silence betokened, you must construe that I consented, not that I denied.

Sir Thomas More: I die His Majesty's good servant, but God's first.

Sir Thomas More: They'll think that somewhere along your pedigree a bitch got over the wall!

Sir Thomas More: [to Will Roper] Now, listen, Will. Two years ago you were a passionate churchman. Now you're a passionate Lutheran. We must just pray that when your head's finished turning, your face is to the front again.

[runnr1]

who is keyser soze?

one cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

how do you shoot the devil in the back? what if you miss?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist.

Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.

A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.

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bueller... bueller... bueller...

ok, so it's not terribly insightful. say it to anyone who is between 28 and 45 and odds are they'll know exactly what you're referring to. it was the roll call of the 80's.

[Evil Herbivore]

sticking feathers up your butt doesn't make you a chicken
_ fight club

[DefiantED]

" If it Bleeds, We Can Kill It "- Major Dutch ( Arnold S. ) PREDATOR

[theresa herringshaw]

That was totally awesome, now that I know you can live through it. Duck Tales the movie.

[Firewater]

Wyatt: "Was that meant to let me off the hook?"
Doc: "There is no hook. We're all going to die."

From Wyatt Earp.