Favorite Simpsons Quote

[Deus Ex Machina]

Please include the episode if you can, and any background if needed.

[Deus Ex Machina]

Homer: ...wait, I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus! Let me out!
Pilot: Sorry. No can do.
Homer:(Tries to open door, is thwarted by lock) Oh, save me Jebus!

[Master Papp]

Probably my favorite quote of all time is at the end of Homer vs the 18th Amendment, from Homer of course:

"To Alcohol; the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

[Jenn]

Tree House of Horror (2006, I think)

Burns is hunting the power plant employees and others and shoots Apu,

Apu changes into a rabbit and says " Ha, can't kill a Hindu"
Burns shoots him again and Apu says, "Help me Jesus!"

[crackbaby57]

One of my favorite Simpsons' quote !

[The Omnipotent Mr. Tinkles]

"DOH!"
Homer Simpson

Dont remember which show it was from
he he he :o)

and

"suck, suck, suck"
Maggie Simpson

[Master Papp]

From the episode where Springfield starts following Bart's "Do What You Feel Like" attitude. Bart and Lisa see on the news the plans of having do what you feel like day celebration:

Bart: "Lis, today I am a god!"

[Jenn]

Homer: "Jebus, Save me"

[Wretched]

Don't know the episode, and I am not sure of the middle speaker:

A deer runs in front of the Simpson's moving car.

Homer: Doh!
Lisa: A deer!
Marge: A female deer!

[Master Papp]

Sorry, I forgot the episode; Homer to Lisa:

"Trying is the first step towards failure."

[ZeeBooM]

Don't remember the episode, but I know it's got something to do with them being short on money and they're all saying all the things they can do to save up:

Bart: I'll take up smoking and give that up.
Homer: Good for you son, giving up smoking is one of the hardest things you'll ever have to do. Have a dollar.
Lisa: But he didn't do anything!
Homer: Didn't he Lisa... Didn't he?? ::pauses:: Hey, wait a minute, he didn't!

lmao, u gotta love The Simpsons... otherwise you're dead inside.

[Dr.Evil]

"Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?"
-Moe Szyslak

[Kelly Wallace]

In the episode where Bart ends up doing community service at the old folks home and takes them out on a real boat.

Bart: "Damn the topedos"

Hard of hearing old man: "I'd like some taquitos!"